Must remember to organise this!
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Hook or Push?
(Contributed by the Captain)
Ed and Dorothy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell
head over heels for her.
When they discovered they lived in the same city only
a few miles apart. Ed was ecstatic.
He immediately started asking her out when
they got home.
Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Dorothy to dance clubs,
restaurants, concerts,
movies, and museums.
Ed became convinced that Dorothy was indeed his soul mate and true love.
Every date seemed better than the last.
On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the
cruise ship, Ed took Dorothy
to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and
waiting for their salad, Ed said,
"I guess you can tell I'm very much in
love with you.
I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage.
So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life
changing question, it's only
fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play
golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV.
In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem,for us,
you'd better say so now!"
Dorothy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that
certainly won't be a problem.
I love you as you are and I love golf too; but,
since we're being totally honest with
each other, you need to know that about
the last five years I've been a hooker."
"Oh wow! I see," Ed replied. He looked down at the table and was quiet for a moment,
deep in
serious thought, then he added,
"You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."
Don't you love'em?
A man got on the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and
sat down next to a beautiful blonde.
The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls".
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time,
thinking deeply about what he had said.
After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer,
she asked,
"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
Golf terms
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Worth a refresher..... A Sally Gunnell -
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